it’s remedial toilet “wiping” time.

I’m doing the laundry today and, like any other time, I noticed something.  My children need remedial wiping lessons for when they use the bathroom. 

I swear, my childrens laundry has more skid marks that some of those drag racing tracks.  Good  GOD!  And honestly, it’s not Devin.  My daughters are the worst offenders lately, and I KNOW I taught them how to clean themselves properly when going to the bathroom.  UGH!  Well anyway, that’s not the only mess I encountered today, and probably not the last one either today, I’m sure….

 While my coffee was brewing, and I was doing dishes left {again} by my teenager, I saw the ice cube trays on the counter, and as always, if they empty them, they do not refill them and put them back.   So I go and do that.  I have Meg open up the freezer for me and what do I see?  I see this brown crap ALL OVER THE INSIDE OF MY FREEZER!!!!!  “WTF” I exclaim loud enough and angry enough so Meg wants to slither off unnoticed…..SOMEONE put a diet vanilla Pepsi can in my freezer to chill it down {you know, because there was NO ice and if I put them IN the fridge they suck them down quick as they can}  and FORGOT about it! Now, to be fair, it could have very well been ME….I have and do on occasion put pop in there quick to chill, my kids DO drive me insane, so it could have been me, but OMG what a freaking mess to clean up!! 

OMG I do NOT like to clean up crap first thing in the AM before my first cup of coffee!!!

Anyway……Tomorrow, 3 of “them” go to school.  I can NOT wait.  It’s almost sad though to think summer is over, it seems like it flew by, but at the same time could not get over fast enough.  It’s sad that I won’t have anyone home during the day (like I feel about my husband, I miss them when they’re gone, but get the heck away from me when you’re here lol)  but I do welcome the quiet.  I feel like my house has been in “weekend” mode all summer and I am really looking forward to having some more structure to my days too. 

They don’t know it, but I’m getting a trampoline tomorrow   Yah, I said I would never get one, but never say never right?  You notice I said “I’M ” getting a trampoline correct?  We’ll see if I actually let them on it…

Really, what did you THINK I was going to do all day when they’re at school?