I’ve had them for an hour now and they’re driving me crazy. Even worse, I’ve been wasting time online emailing back and forth with a few friends who frankly, nearly make me pee my pants with laughter. Laughter and hiccups do not mix. Seriously.
Believe me when I say that accidentally snorting iced tea through your nose over the thought of going out in public in nothing but a tube top and pink high heels really is NOT fun. Yes, tonight I am bored. Am I going to go out wearing nothing but tube top and high heels? Not likely, but the thought of doing so certainly is funny don’t you think?
The cows in town smell really bad tonight. Not in a bad smell kind of way though because we like the smell of the cows (yes, we are strange)…it’s just really strong tonight.
I’m still hiccuping….
No,she did not wear tube tops and high heels.
She wore sensible shoes..
flip flops and a tube top dress. You know, where you take said tube top and just pull it down far enough to cover your thong…