Is morning coffee really that if you forget to add the coffee?
In a sleeping stupor this morning I make a pot of coffee. I hear it brewing and I slowly slip into a semi-waking state. “Ahhh …it’s almost done” I think to myself, happiness settles into my bedheaded brain.
Then, I look at the coffee pot. Something is wrong. Something is seriously wrong. Someone took the color out of my coffee. Oh wait, dumbass, you didn’t add the COFFEE.