So I hear that I haven’t posted anything clever lately lol.
We got fat cat shaved again…he looks so funny when we get him done. I like to refer to him as “Mr. Ridiculous”. Notice how his fat falls over his feet when he sits down lol. We think he’s around 22 pounds…
Sure, I know how to use the red eye reduction tool on my picture software. I prefer to leave his eyes red and evil looking 
Seriously, we don’t shave him to just take pics and post him on here to publicly humiliate the poor kitty. It’s a matter of necessity…Mr. Fatty has a bit of a …err…hygeine problem…. if his hair gets too long. Would you like a stinky cat jumping in YOUR lap or on your BED? Of course not! I kid you not, he’s much happier like this. He runs and plays like a kitten, and he doesn’t do that when he’s too furry to clean his own butt.
that is the funniest thing ever.