Good deal, Bad buy

Good deal:

I love my friend SE. She’s the CEO of the other “Efam” and just saved me a ton of money. $274.15 cents to be exact.

See, she found this incredible sale at JC Penney the other night and told me about it. Imagine…. buying $54 men’s Levi’s jeans and $30 little girls jeans for $1.97. Yes, $1.97!!! Holy crap!!

Now, while I didn’t do as well as she did (her savings were over $500!!!) never, ever, would I go into a store and spend more than $300 on 10 items of clothing. (I’m the perfect combination of cheap and poor anyway lol) Face it, I shop at Walmart haha.

I did splurge on a pair of pants for my 7 year old that were 50% off, so $15, and two shirts for my preschooler for $10 total. The rest of that bill had all $1.97 items. My son is now sporting 3 pair of $54 jeans on his butt. Nice. I love a good deal, and hell it kept me from spending all of my husbands money in Walmart for a day lol.

Bad buy:

Never, ever and I do mean NEVER order the Green Tea Latte from Starbucks. Never. That shit was the most vile concoction on the planet! Seriously.

I love Green Tea…I drink one by Celestial Seasonings that has Chamomille, honey and lemon and it’s fantastic. So, I was thinking…yum Green Tea Latte.

There was absolutely NO YUM about this, none at all.

What was wrong with it? Well, imagine shamrock green froth seeping out of the little sippy hole on the top of the cup. I swear, it looked like they put chopped up grass in the milk when they frothed it. Blech!!

I thought, ok, it’s just the color, let’s get past that and try it. It might not be so bad, right? Wrong. The smell coming from it was almost as putrid as the color itself and the taste? Yuk! Double Blech!!

If it looks gross and smells gross, a normal person wouldn’t even try to drink it, but I did just pay my $3.19 cents for the damn thing right?

Nasteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

This Starbucks is in a Target and I bought the drink on my way out. I was with my friend “J” and as we walked out to the car, I took off the lid to pour off the froth, thought I might be able to see what was the real deal with the drink. I kid you not, I actually had this vision of the vile drink burning a hole in the parking lot pavement. (it didn’t happen..) Needless to say, I took a camera phone pic (that turned out as shitty as the drink) then left the vile putrid thing in the parking lot. Blech, blech, blech, vomit!!!! My friend even took a sip and said she knew it was gross just smelling the crap as it approached her mouth!!

Ok,now why didn’t I just take it back? The young girl working was just so sweet and I didn’t want to ruin her day. Imagine the poor girl telling her friends “and this fat lady brought back her drink because she didn’t like it and made me make her a new one” I would have ruined her day complaining about that drink. IT WAS THAT BAD.

My friend humored me and drove through the other Starbucks at the end of the parking lot so that I could lean over her and yell my order through the speaker in the drive thru. What a gal huh? Long story short, I got a decent coffee that I should have ordered in the first place, and confirmation from the window girl that in fact, that drink is Nasteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!